secrets-written-in-my-skin:

if I ever have kids, im gonna tell them everyday how much I love them because I know how much it hurts to never hear your parents say those words to you

(via skeleton--hands)

zooeyclairedeschanel:

i have no interest in small talk tell me about ur childhood and what ur parents are like and how many siblings u have and if u are afraid of death or if u believe in an afterlife and what ur favorite movie is and if u like romantic comedies or horror movies or action movies and what kind of music u like and why and tell me the bands or artists u loved in middle school but are too ashamed to admit to anyone else

(via relahvant)

loaning:

If I choose you over sleep, you must be very very special.

(via skeleton--hands)

outraged:

I wish I wasn’t so annoying like I even piss myself off

(Bron: outraged, via elanalei)

pugsnotborissjohnsen:

crying is the biggest bullshit ever its like “oh you’re feeling sad and vulnerable, lets make liquid come flying out of your face and make it really loud too so everyone around you will sense your weakness” who the fuck authorized this. its terrible planning, id like to file a complaint

(Bron: queerbaitingforgodot, via bleed-it-0utt)

cokeflow:

tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands

(Bron: cokeflow, via rewrote)

gayttlieb:

DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A ᶠʳᶦᶜᵏᶫᵉ ᶠʳᵃᶜᵏᶫᵉ

(Bron: dickgumshoeofficial, via happy-laugh-cry)

youreworsethannicotine:

Oh hey attractive girl that I will never be able to talk to